Tuesday, March 9, 2010

presto!



without a doubt, one of my all-time favorite ads

What's My Age Again?

me: since you have my old ID, on december fifth I'm gonna give you a call and wish you a happy 23rd birthday
siraj: wait, don't you mean twenty fourth?

...oh, it only gets better...

marc: let's run these kids too and hold the court
johnny: yea, we got this

flash forward 20 minutes:

random loud mouth ghetto kid from around the way: look! they tired! ain't no way we losin'!

those kids had so much damn energy! i never realized how "over the hill" i am. first, i'm forgetting my age, and then some little highschool kids, barely the ages of 16 and 17 are making us sweat and giving us a big run for our money. now to top it all off, in two months i have to leave the life i love to become some sort of responsible and productive member of society.

if there was only a way to go back to freshman year of college, i'd stay there forever. okay, not forever, but for a reallllllly long time

Friday, February 19, 2010

Rollin' Out the Red Carpet

T-Mac, Eddie House, bunch of no-names...sounds like the perfect winning formula!

on a normal trade-deadline day, those acquisitions would usually mean that a team is destined for failure. seriously, who wants an injury-prone over hyped under 6 foot 8 used to be high-flier but now a washed up bum?

if you're the new york knicks, you couldn't have asked for anything better. in fact, it's probably the best thing to happen to the franchise since LJ's 4-point play...and it couldn't have come at a better time.

wow, Donny Walsh, you are a genius!

who knew that bringing in a few waste-of-lives for a 3 months would actually bring glory back to new york city? yea, i'm not counting my chickens before they're hatched, but this scenario only brings excitement to the table.

LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, Amare Stoudamire...two out of those four superstars will be entering the world's most famous arena while donning orange and blue.

nyc, get ready for the most epic summer since the '85 draft

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Got 'em!

Don't know if you can read what's on the billboard to the left. Basically, its Audi calling its rival out by saying "Your Move, BMW"

...only later to be shut down.

This is why I love marketing...and BMW